{"product_id":"raccoon-tote-bag-this-is-not-the-life-i-ordered-cotton-canvas-shopper","title":"Raccoon Tote Bag - \"This Is Not The Life I Ordered\" Cotton Canvas Shopper","description":"Lightweight but rugged, this cotton canvas tote carries small rebellions and everyday essentials with equal ease. A hand-drawn raccoon lounges beside a little cardboard sign that reads “This is not the life I ordered,” adding a wink of dry humor to grocery runs, library trips, or days when you just need to carry your world along. The natural canvas offers an organic, lived-in look that softens with use. Long, reinforced handles sit comfortably on shoulder or arm. Minimal, honest art makes this tote feel like a quiet companion — practical, a little sassy, and entirely yours.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% cotton canvas (12 oz) for everyday use\u003cbr\u003e- Flat-corner construction for a slim, tidy profile\u003cbr\u003e- Self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching for reliable carrying\u003cbr\u003e- Available in natural and black; sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e- Heavy-weight weave sourced from India; adult use\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\u003cbr\u003e- Spot clean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Line dry\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":44015520448647,"sku":"39347937799024221825","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":44015520481415,"sku":"75331801855345502391","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/4618\/5863\/files\/6019324212964447310_2048.jpg?v=1772210317","url":"https:\/\/olliescreativecompany.com\/products\/raccoon-tote-bag-this-is-not-the-life-i-ordered-cotton-canvas-shopper","provider":"Ollie's Creative Company ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}